Tithing, ten percent
Fire insurance against eternal torment
Tithing, pay some more
Think of all the good things God can use it for-
Costly publicity to make the church look mainstream
And funding a bad college football team
Tithing, don't forget
It gives you blessings and more for gross than net
Tithing, best not delayed
That unpaid clergy still needs to get paid
They’ll erect spacious buildings and show them off with pride
Then make you pay to get inside
Tithing, give it all
So God can build himself another new mall
Tithing, some may say
Is the one thing the church cares about today
And if you have any starving kids
they'll still tell you that you first should pay,
just pay, come on pay, please pay, oh pay, you better
pay, yes pay, we’ll make you pay
