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Serious Shtuff (2019)

by Weird Alma

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DO SOME GOOD Words and Music by Weird Alma the Younger Where will I go? You wanna know? Where will I go? Away Where will I go? Well, I don't know But you don't get to say You could do some good with the name you have You could really help the world Turn a chapel into a shelter and you could really help the world You always testify of what you feel Well, how about something real? If you can do some good, then do some good Do some good with the name you have We are the sinners, and we are unworthy We're too unclean to be seen in God's eyes; Our Father's eyes But you, so revered that we stand when you enter Have said and done wicked things mingled with scripture, You've kept other races from your holy places, Massacred the innocent and called it atonement, Forced your dominion on your precious women, Gave your protection to those who hurt children, Poisoned the meekest with fear and with lies, And we can't criticize, And you won't apologize Apologize You could do such good with the wealth you have You could really feed the world Turn a temple into a hospital and you could really heal the world Testify of what you feel But how about something real? If you can do some good, then do some good Do some good Do some good with the name you have Oh, no! Where did they go? Where did they go? Away
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Millstone 04:05
MILLSTONE Words and Music by Weird Alma, the Younger (and Hotter) (c) 2018 I used to have to go to the place on Sunday where the one guy talks And the old ladies cry And I have to wear a shirt and tie Now, Mom and Dad said that we’ll have to find another place to go Where nobody can play that way with me again Oh, I never knew what a millstone was They would roll it on the grain to make bread And some people wear them around their necks That’s what Mommy told me Jesus once said I thought I must have done something bad when the one guy asked me in But we only prayed, and then there was some new game we played Later, Mom and Dad said I’ll be okay and they gave me a hug But they didn’t say why I shouldn’t be okay Oh, I never knew what a millstone was They would roll it on the grain to make bread And some people wear them around their necks That’s what Mommy told me Jesus once said I heard Mom and she was mad that no one would believe that she saw me in the room with that one guy And the game he played with me She said he moved to a town far away To lead a bigger church, with more kids to play Now I have to go to the place on Monday with the lady in the chair She listens while I tell her again about that one guy When we drove home my Mom said it's gonna be hard for me And when I am grown, I’ll carry a millstone of my own Oh, I never knew what a millstone was They would roll it on the grain to make bread And some people wear them around their necks That’s what Mommy told me Jesus once said Jesus said to love the children He said let them all come to Him Heaven's kingdom, children glorify All these things I learned from that one guy

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Shtuff that is serious.

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released May 3, 2022

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Weird Alma Walla Walla, Washington

What do you get when you combine an ExMormon with a singer/songwriter/humorist/parodist? An ExMormon singer-songwriter humorist parodist. Duh.

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