YOU'RE (SEVERAL MONTHS SHY OF) FIFTEEN
Parody of "You're Sixteen" by Ringo Starr
See also: http://www.mormonthink.com/joseph-smith-polygamy.htm
I'm the prophet Joe Smith
I beseech you forthwith
to be my wife number twenty-nine
You're several months shy of fifteen
and you're dutiful
so be mine
If you don't, I'll be floored
by a big flaming sword
wielded by an angel divine
You're several months shy of fifteen
and you're dutiful
so be mine
You're my baby (practically)
You're my boo
Since you were eleven, I've been grooming you
I know you're devout
so you should have no doubt
But ooh, please don't let Emma find out
If you marry me,
I'll exalt your family
I'll talk crap about you if you decline
You're several months shy of fifteen
and you're dutiful
so be mine
