SAYIN’ A LIE
Parody of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees

See also: http://www.mormonthink.com/lying.htm
https://www.lds.org/broadcasts/face-to-face/oaks-ballard?lang=eng
https://proveallthingsholdfasttogood.wordpress.com/the-hiding-of-church-history/

Well, you could tell what those apostles said
Was so full of shit, that it hurt your head
“We won’t hide a thing from you.”
They said, “That’s not what the church would do.”

Well, hoo boy, holy cow,
Where do I begin right now?
A picture please, I’d take just one
That shows a seer stone translation

When you hear the brethren
You’ll need to take Excedrin
‘Cause they’re sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie
When they’re mouths are movin’
Then nothin’ can be proven
They’re just sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie
Ha ha ha ha, sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie
Ha ha ha ha, sayin’ a lie

Well, how ‘bout Joseph Fielding Smith when he
Ripped a page out of a diary
With a version of the First Vision
That was different from the sanctioned one

Well, I know, that they will say
That lying for the Lord’s okay
Like Joseph Smith’s polygamy
He said, “only one wife, I can see”

When they guys are goin’
Their noses start a-growin’
‘Cause they’re sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie
Preachin’ to the choir
With pants that are on fire
‘Cause they’re sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie
Ha ha ha ha, sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie
Ha ha ha ha, sayin’ a lie

Truth showin’ nowhere
Somebody help me
Somebody help me out of there