TRYING 2 B LIKE JESUS
Parody of "I'm Trying to Be Like Jesus" by Janice Kapp Perry
I'm trying to be like Jesus
I'll follow in every way
I'll wear a long robe and sandals
And start growing a beard today
I'll tell people to hate their families
And tell my church leaders they're all Pharisees, saying
Love one another, as Jesus implores
Have dinners with sinners, and hang out with whores
You can kill people, drown people, and call it divine
Like He did in 3rd Nephi 9
I'm trying to love my neighbors
I know that I can do more
I'll save what I need for tithing,
then give it all to the poor
I'll tell everybody, I'm God's only Son
I'll go to the temple and whip everyone, saying
Love one another, kill trees without figs
Throw people off cliffs, like He did with those pigs
Tell those wealthy apostles to sell all they've got
For these are the things Jesus taught
