FIRST VISIONS (ver. 1)
Parody of "Joseph Smith's First Prayer"

When the Prophet Joe was fourteen
(or fifteen, or sixteen),
in the woods he went to pray.
He desired to know the true church,
(or he had already determined that they were all wrong),
but then he was attacked by Satan. (Or not.)

Then appeared to Joseph in the grove,
God, the father, and his son.
(Or just Jesus, or a pillar of fire with two personages, or a host of angels, or one angel, or a spirit, or...)
And they said his sins were forgiven
(or didn't say that),
and that all other churches were wrong.
(Or that the Lord's anger was kindling against the world, or that the fullness of the Gospel would be made known later, or other things that Joseph couldn't write at the time.)